Registering


 * .registering under a username that an admin disagrees with. That used to mean anything that doesn't praise Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, God or Jesus. Now that means anything except a Christian name and the first letter of a second name -- even though a lot of active users have names that don't fit this rule, such as "ASchlafly", "Conservative" or "TK". (What to do when a user with the same first name and last initial has already registered isn't mentioned.)
 * ...trying to discuss ways to improve Conservapedia
 * ...not believing in God
 * ...having a friend who is not Christian
 * ...admitting to using birth control or condoms
 * ...revealing that Fox News isn't as "Fair and Balanced" -- even though some editors actually believe Fox News is liberally biased(!).
 * ...understanding that the American government was wrong about Iraq; Conservapedia pretends you're lying
 * ...knowing that the French are not complete idiots; they are far less silly than Conservatives
 * ...saying that the UK was a strong nation during WWII and that the United States of America wasn't necessarily the best of them all
 * ...realizing that Christianity, a religion that says you should not kill, has caused millions of people to die over the last thousand years (Crusades, Inquisitions, Lynchings, Holocausts, etc.)
 * ...making a typo in your edit
 * ...mentioning FBI anywhere (see here)
 * ...making Karajou, who's basically Andy's second-in-command, angry.  He won't even let your talk page comments stay. [8] [9]

Note: If you question Andy, he will brand you as a Lib